Facebook, 1995.

I'm so giddy today, I feel like I've just dug up a chest filled with pieces of nine. Yes, that's right, an entire piece better than eight!

You see, I found some old computer screen grabs from back in 1995, when I participated in a Facebook prototype focus group for a then eleven-year-old Mark Zuckerberg. Although he was a cocky, pre-pubescent upstart, I sensed an "it" factor in the young buck back during those waning days of the grunge era.

Anyway, I'd like to share with you some early Facebook posts, most of which were logged in at least ten years before the social networking world was turned on its pierced ear.

In reviewing these, I couldn't help but realize what a solid young dad I was, given my lack of experience. You know what they say, "There's no parenthood manual." Enjoy.

How about those nuggets, eh? And just so you know, for those of you who are just starting out as parents to sweet little youngins in need of a little gentle discipline, my door is always open.